About Plain Words Massage
Plain Words Massage arranges outcall sessions in central Amsterdam. There is no studio. A therapist comes to the room where you are staying. And every page is written for a reader whose English is a second or third language.
Many visitors to Amsterdam read English well enough to travel but not well enough to relax while they read. A long sentence with a joke in it, or a price written in an unusual way, can make them stop and worry. This house writes for them. Short sentences. One idea at a time. Numbers written the same way on every page.
How Amsterdam massage works when there is no building
The house keeps no premises, so there is no address to find and no reception to walk past. Everything is arranged in a written thread. The house arranges the hour, agrees the price and confirms the booking. Then the therapist travels to you. In central Amsterdam that takes forty to sixty minutes from the confirmation. An airport hotel at Schiphol is possible by arrangement, after the travel time is agreed with you. The house does not work in any other town.
What the house decides, and what it does not
The house decides the rates, and it publishes all of them. One hour with one therapist is 180 euros. Ninety minutes is 270. Two hours is 360. Three hours is 540. Eight hours overnight is 1,250. Two therapists, or two guests, change the figure, and every profile on the roster shows the full table. No hour of the day and no day of the week changes it.
The house does not decide what happens in the room. That belongs to the therapist. She tells you her limits at the start, in her own words, and they hold for the whole visit.
Why plain words
A misread word in a booking costs real time. A guest reads 21:30 as half past nine in the morning. A guest writes 05/10 and means the tenth of May, and the reply reads it as the fifth of October. A guest reads 1.250 as one euro and a quarter. Each of these has a simple fix, and this site uses it: times on the twenty-four hour clock, dates with the month in letters, and every large figure checked twice.
Writing simply helps on the other side of the door too. When the thread is clear, nobody arrives with a wrong hour in mind, and the visit starts calm.
What the house will not do
It will not print a telephone number. It will not name a hotel. It will not work outside Amsterdam and Schiphol. It will not take a booking for anyone under twenty-one, and it will not ask you to explain why you are in the city. The techniques page lists what can be booked, and the questions page answers the rest in the same simple style.